Review: Just Crow Things.

Platforms: PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, Xbox One,  Xbox Series X and Series S

Initial release date: April 17, 2024

Developer: Unbound Creations

Genres: Indie game, Simulation video game, Casual game, Shooter game, Adventure

Publisher: Unbound Creations

Engine: Unity

Just Crow Things is a wicked, laugh-a-minute escapade with a destructive twist. Furthermore, if you’ve played Rain on Your Parade or The Untitled Goose Game, you’ll understand what to expect. This wild and chaotic event is intended at immature players that enjoy excrement jokes and slapstick humor.

Unbound Creations LLC produced and published this 3D semi-open-world adventure title, which, like their first title, Rain on Your Parade, is a colorful, tongue-in-cheek experience that will have you smiling throughout. Furthermore, the tale is bloody hilarious, and the solo action is challenging enough to keep you engaged yet simple enough for children to appreciate. This delightful combination of monotonous activities results in a casual game that may be played endlessly.

Just Crow Things tells a crazy story.

Crows are surprisingly bright. They can mimic human behaviour and a variety of recognized noises. As such, they make an excellent protagonist for a crazy adventure game. Fortunately, Just Crow Things does not take itself too seriously. As a result, the creative juices are flowing as you visit some unusual areas. Furthermore, magic, poop, and other essential variables influence how you act.

You play the part of a juvenile crow. This young bird is destined for great things, but first it must learn to be intelligent. As so, an adventure is exactly what he requires. By assisting the local animals in defeating their Hooman invaders, this would-be hero improves his image among his peers. The plot is interesting, but it pales in comparison to the crazy escapades. As a result, you’ll giggle as you attack every human and complete a variety of wacky objectives.

Excellent gameplay.

I’m a sucker for silly games. The thought of hitting people with brooms or pooping on cars amuses me. Furthermore, if you can include some exciting but mindless quests, I’ll jump on it like a rash. Luckily, Just Crow Things checks all of these categories. Every level has a specific quantity of points that must be earned before progressing. Points are obtained by assisting the local animals with their tasks. Whether you steal diamonds, finish races, or damage buildings, you will leave a trail of chaos and ruin in your wake.

As you help the animals, they will reward you for your efforts. There are a few main quests to finish, as well as numerous subsidiary objectives to overcome. Furthermore, you must accomplish a few races per stage to demonstrate your worth. None of these tests are difficult, but the mindless and frequently destructive action is what makes them so delightful. Furthermore, the absurd wording and contempt for mankind will make you giggle.

Even if the gameplay seemed repetitious, I didn’t mind. Each small section can be explored freely, giving you some control over what you’re doing. In addition, if you get enough points, you can advance to the next stage and return whenever you choose. This non-linear design was excellent, and it would appeal to younger gamers or those with short attention spans.

Just Crow Things is a riot of colour.

The gameplay may be somewhat ridiculous, but the graphics are wonderful. The degree of detail in each of the ten stages was excellent. In addition, the color layers and various interacting things were fantastic. As you flap throughout each level, you must avoid hazards peculiar to that region. This wasn’t a problem, but it adds another degree of wacky depth. Furthermore, the animation was excellent, and I found it easy to explore each lively locale.

The whimsical soundtrack will make you smile. The lively music complements the unusual sound effects. I loved the sound of soaring above the shouting humans. Strangely, a bird dung that catches fire leads them to worry and scream. Along with this, you’ll laugh as you hear the sound of a broom striking your wings or the horn of an irritated car.

Excellent controls.

Just Crow Things is a great game to play! The controls are excellent, and soaring and swooping were a pleasure to fly. Additionally, obtaining usable stuff or stealing objects was simple. Upsetting the residents by throwing chairs, tables, and other furniture around is both mindless and entertaining.

The developers have included various modification options to increase longevity. As you go through each stage, you will gain access to unique headwear. These colorful accessories are not required, but who doesn’t want a crow with antlers? You can find more things and caps by exploring the overworld map. As a result, if you want to find every collectible, you’ll need to look everywhere.

Just Crow Things is delightfully immature.

Being a pain in the arse and bothering the neighbors should be prohibited. However, Just Crow Things is too much fun and infantile to be concerned about. The mindless motion is somewhat repetitious, but I didn’t mind. I loved the infantile humour and the never-ending poop. Furthermore, the slightly more difficult races piqued my interest. As a result, I adore this ridiculous attempt and recommend purchasing it here! Can you prove yourself and become the alpha crow? Explore the planet, acquire all the shiny items, and annoy the Hoomans.

Review Overview

Gameplay: 84%

Controls: 81%

Aesthetics: 89%

Content: 82%

Accessibility: 79%

Value: 83%

Overall: 83%

A QUIRKY AND CHARMING FLIGHT OF FUN!

Summary:

“Just Crow Things” takes players on a unique and quirky journey through life as seen through the eyes of a cheeky crow. The gameplay embodies the joys of exploration and mayhem, allowing players to acquire sparkling objects, perform pranks, and interact with a whimsical universe. The controls are simple to use, but flying requires some practice. Visually, the game stands out with appealing, hand-drawn graphics that complement its fun tone. With a mix of puzzles and open-world adventures, “Just Crow Things” is an entertaining game that honors creativity and nature’s comedic side.